Animaniacs Theres Only One of You Lyrics

Yakko: There are fifty thousand different kinds of animals
And there are fifty thousand more that used to be
There's a hundred million ants
And half a billion plants
And a lot of fish down underneath the sea

There's gotta be a couple million spiders
A hundred-fifty million b___erflies and bees
And a bunch of different mammals
Like those elephants and camels
And approximately fifty billion trees

Y+W : But there is only one of you
That makes you special
You stand out among the other things; it's true
YW+D : Yes, the universe is large
And whoever is in charge
Made lots of things, but only one of you

Yakko: A one, a two, a three, and a four
A thousand and a million and a billion or more

There's a trillion drops of water in the ocean
And a billion trillion molecules of air
There are insects here en masse
And a trillion blades of grass
And a thousand strands in every head of hair

A lot of little grains of dirt make up this planet
A billion atoms on the head of every pin
A million birds that all can fly
A trillion stars up in the sky
And all the many different people there have been

YW+D : But there is only one of you
That makes you special
Yes, there is nothing else exactly like you are
'Cause you're unique and you're terrific
And you're kind of real specific
'Cause there's no one else the same
As the person you became
Wakko: In fact, you're kind of weird
Yakko: But we like you just the same
YW+D : 'Cause you're the only one of you there are
Ba ba doop mm
Ba ba doop mm
Ba ba doo ba!

Transcribed by David Orozco

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see the entry for Animaniacs Episode 34.

Bubba Bo Bob Brain

Pinky: Yee haw, hee haw, this world is like a see saw
You're up and you're down!
Sho' nuff, it's true stuff, yes, one little lab mouse
Can turn your world around!

Brain: I can do it -- Ye-ess!
I can flush your troubles down the drain!
Who am I?
I'm Bubba Bo Bob Brain!
(Bubba, Bubba Bo Bob Brain)
(Bubba, Bubba Bo Bob Brain)
(Bubba, Bubba Bo Bob Brain)

Brain: I've got more power than a chainsaw chain
Who am I?
Bubba Bo Bob Brain!

Pinky: Ooh wee, howdy,
When things get much too rowdy
Here's what you do
(Here's what you do)
Brain: Call me! No joke,
I'll ride in on that cowpoke
I won't let life hogtie you!
(Hogtie you)

I'll stand beside you
Through the snow, the sunshine and the rain!
Who am I?
I'm Bubba Bo Bob Brain! Ye-ess!
(Bubba, Bubba Bo Bob Brain)
(Bubba, Bubba Bo Bob Brain)

I'll keep chugging on like the Mystery Train
Who am I?
I'm Bubba Bo Bob Brain!
(Bubba, Bubba Bo Bob Brain) [repeat and fade]

Pinky: (spoken) Egad! Now then who's the one you call?
Brain: Bubba Bo Bob Brain
Pinky: I can't hear you, y'all
Brain: Bubba Bo Bob Brain!
Pinky: That's right! Bubba Bing Bang Boom Shakalaka Brain, hahahaha!
Brain: That's Bubba Bo Bob Brain
Pinky: That's what I said: Bubba Be Bop a Lula Boom Shakalaka Brain
Brain: It's Bubba Bo Bob Brain
Pinky: Whatever, hahaha NARF!
Brain: Ye-ess!

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A Lab Mouse Will Take Over the World
Pinky: Gather around, cowpokes. I've got a story to tell you!

Pinky: Every day I wake up
It's the same old thing
A bell goes off inside my head,
Ring a ding ding-a-ding!
And I'm reminded of a Duke, a Prince, and an Earl
And that a lab mouse...
Brain: ...will take over the world!

Pinky: (spoken) Oh, well done, Brain.
Brain: Thank you, Pinky.

Pinky: Of Memphis, Paris, Nashville
Oh, and Aruba,
Brain: I'll be Chairman, Boss, the Big Cheese
And Grand Poo-bah!
I will achieve this, man, woman, boy and girl,
Pinky: Egad! A lab mouse...
Brain: ...will take over the world!

Pinky: (spoken) You sound like Johnny Cash, Brain.
Brain: I walk the line, Pinky.

Brain: Into your minds this thought I will broadcast,
Not rabbit, duck, or polar bear, nor squirrel,
But someone who was born to be your ruler
A lab mouse will take over the world!

Pinky: (spoken) Yee-haw! Watch me pick, Brain!
Brain: It's a hootenanny! What IS a hootenanny, Pinky?
Pinky: (laughs) Why, Brain, you're in one!
Brain: Yee-haw!
Pinky: Oh Brain, may I do the bridge again?
Brain: Ye-ess!
Pinky: Right, here I go!

Pinky: Into your minds this thought I will broadcast,
Not rabbit, duck, or polar bear, nor squirrel -- NARF!
But someone who was born to be your ruler
A lab mouse will take over the world!

Brain: So Partner, Bosom Buddy,
Pinky: Zeke, and Cousins
Brain: The Three Amigos,
Pinky: And the Dirty Dozen
Brain: The truth is timeless
Like my twang and Minnie Pearl
Pinky: And, yes, a lab mouse...
Brain: ...will take over the world!
Pinky: Don't you know
P+B : A lab mouse will take over the world!

Transcribed by Bryan Chaney

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by William Gusky and Bruce Zimmerman

Theme

It's time for Animaniacs
We hope your hard drive stays intact
If this program starts to crash
Give your CPU a whack
We're Animaniacs

Boot up the Warner Brothers and the Warner Sister, Dot
The developers would like to buy a really snazzy yacht
They put all kinds of games in here
To tie your mind in knots
And zany animations
That will leave you seeing spots.

We're Animaniacs
They transformed us to bitmaps
If you move your mouse to click on things
You'll force us to react
We're Animaniacs

Look at Wakko as he tries to pull your processor apart **
And Yakko's burning Random Access Memory with a spark **
Dot just grabbed your cursor
She wants you to restart
We kidnaped all the programmers
They think that they're so smart.

We're Animaniacs
Play at work and you'll get sacked
If the artwork is too slack
Well, they licensed us to hacks
We're Animanie
Totally insaney
Monitor's in flamey
Animaniacs!

** - These lines originally were written as:

Look at Yakko as he tries to pull your processor apart
And Wakko's burning Random Access Memory with a fart

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I'm a Swingin' Gal
Yakko: Golf? How dull can we get?
Dot : Dull? Au contraire!
The game of golf is a metaphor for life itself.
Each hole represents a challenge; each swing,
a defining moment; each--
Yakko: C'mon, Dot. Enough of this psychological mumbo-jumbo.
Wakko: Yeah, sing the song already.

Dot : I can swing with the swingers
And I'm havin' a ball
I always go for the green
Yeah, I want it all
My clothes fit to a tee
I'm a swingin' gal, that's me.

Y+W : Even though life can be rough
Our sister Dot's had the right stuff
Never has her head in the sand
Dot : Hey, let me tell my story first-hand!

I can swing with the swingers
And I'm havin' a ball
I never putter around
Yeah, I want it all
I'm as cute as I can be
I'm a swingin' gal, that's me.
I'm as cute as I can be
I'm a swingin' gal, that's me.

Wakko: (spoken) Hey, what's a metaphor, anyway?
Yakko: I dunno, but I never met a phor I didn't like.