Maynard:
f___ed Dolly Parton
f___ed Loretta Lynn
f___ed Barbara Mandrell
And f___ed all of her kin

I've f___ed Minny Pearl
I f___ed Elvis Presley's little girl
I f___ed the Judds

Paz: You f___ed the Judds?
Maynard: Hell yeah!

(Chorus)
My c___ry b____, it won't go down

Maynard & Paz:
It won't go down, it won't go down
My c___ry b____ won't go down
My b____, my b____, my b____ won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My c___ry b____, it won't go down
(Chorus)

Paz:
I f___ed Willie Nelson
I f___ed him deep inside
I f___ed Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died
I f___ed Dwight Yoakum

Maynard: Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered as she poked him (?)
Paz: I f___ed the Judds!
Maynard: You f___ed the Judds?

(Chorus)

Group... s__ (x3)
Our c___ry b____s, they won't go down

f___ed Alabama
f___ed the Oak Ridge Boys
f___ed Randy Travis with a 12-inch plastic toy
I f___ed the cast of Hee-Haw
I f___ed Glen Campbell, f___ed him on a see-saw

Kenny Rogers thought it crass
When I f___ed his big white a__
I can't help it....

(Chorus)

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