Bret:
I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous
My beats are fly and the birds are on my back
And I'm h____
I'm h____
If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
Cos I hit you with my flow
The Wild Rhino Stampede.
I'm not just wild, ''m trained,
Domesticated
I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
And subsequently procreated
That's how it goes
Here's the Hiphopopotamus
The hip hop hippo

Jemaine:
They call me the Hiphopopotamus

Bret:
Sometimes our rhymes are polite
Like thank you for the dinner Ms. Right
That was very delicious goodnight.
Sometimes they are obscene
Like a p___ographic dream
NC-17
With ladies in a stream of margarine.
Hahahaha yea. Some margarine.

Jemaine:
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
Rockin' this metropolis
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Steve.

Both:
My rhymes and records they don't get played
Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
And if you roll like me you don't get laid.

Jemaine:
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
But you lovely b____es and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this.

Bret:
Other rappers diss me
Say my rhymes are sissy

Both:
Why? Why? Why?
What?
Why exactly?
What? Why?

Jemaine:
Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why?
Why?

Bret:
Why, because I rap about reality?
Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?
There ain't no party like my nana's tea party.
Hey! Ho!

I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
Who's the motherflippin?
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
Motherflippin'

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JustSomeLyrics
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Sean Lennon 2.-Wait For Me Lyrics
Lisa Standsfield Time To Make You Mine Lyrics