Eminem Suck my dick Lyrics

[Eminem]
*talking gibberish*
"translation"
so you can suck my d___ if you don't like my s___,
cause i was high when i wrote so suck my d___.

Two pills i pop till' my pupils swell up like two pennies
i'm Clint Eastwood in his mid-twenties
a young a__ man with a trash can strapped to the back of his a__
so the rats can't chew trough the last pants
I'm like a mummy at night,fightin' with bright lightnin'
frightened with 5 little white Vicadin Pills bitin' him
i'm like a f___in' was in the hospital lost
stingin' the f___ outta everything i came across in the halls
i light a candle and place it up on a mantle
grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the f___in' handle
so when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds, hurtin'
[Swifty]it's just to late
[Eminem]Cause once you're hung from the drapes,it's curtains

[Swifty McBay]
I'm an instigator, 380 slug pentrator
degrading, creating murders to kill haters
accused for every crime known thru the equator
they knew i did it, for having blood on my gators
my weed 'll hit you're chest like a double barrel gauge
i'm like a black grenade,that 'll blow up in you're face
with a fifth of me, when i guzzle Remi, i do s___ on purpose
you never hear me say "forgive me"
i'm s_____ing every penny
i gotta be that way n____, face it
that weed i sold to you brigade laced it
you high and i make the president get a facelift
n____s just afraid, handing me their bracelets
chilling in the lab,wasted
i'm the type that 'll drink Kahlua and Gin-throw up on the mic
your life is ruined, you get socked right on site
and even at the Million Man March, we gon' fight

[Eminem]
So you can suck my d___ if you don't like my s___,
cause i was high when i wrote this so suck my d___.
Cause i don't give a f___ if you don't like my s___,
cause i was high when i wrote this so suck my d___

[Bizarre]
I'm a compulsive lier, setting my preacher on fire
slash you're tires,flyin' down Fenkel and Meyers
plates expired, soon as i'm hired, i'm fired
jackin' my d___ off in the bed of barb wire
(Hey, is Bizarre performing?)
b____ can't you read the flyer?
special invited guest would be Richard Pryor
(Aren't you a male dancer?)
Nah b____, i'm retired
f___in' you're b____ in the a__ with a tire iron
i'm ripped, i'm on an acid trip
My Dj's in a coma for lettin' the record skip
lettin' the record skip
lettin' the record skip
(d___!)
*Dj's schratching*
i'm f___in' everything when i'm snortin'
it's gonna cost 300 dollars to get my Pit Bull an abortion
some b____ asked for my autograph
i called her a h___, spit beer in her face and laughed
i drop bombs like i was in Vietnam
all b____es ares hoes,even my stinkin' mom

[Kuniva]
Ay-yo flashback,2 seats,2 deep up in that a__ crack
weed laced with somethin' , n____ pass that
in Amsterdam we only hang out with that hasj rats
at a 'Stop The Violence' rally i blast gats
be you're momma publishin', get you're a__ capped
The Kuniva, divide up you're cash stack
raid you're m_________in' pockets,ASAP
i don't need a platinum chain b____, i s_____ed Shaq's
born loser, half thief and half black
bring you're boys and you're guns and get laughed at
b____ smacker, rich rapper and their Jag's jacked
and find chupped up in a trash bag

[Dirty Harry]
Strangling rappers to the point they can't yell
cause their crew is full of f__s and sweeter than bake sales
Wreckless, come from behind and s_____ you're necklace
gruesome, and causin' more violence than 9 hoodlums
i grapple you're adam's apple until it crackle
run right past you,turn around, grab you and stab you
get executed, cause i'm a loony
i got a yuck mouth and it's polluted
i c___ it back and shoot it
i love s_____ing up players, thugs and young ballas
shoot up the household, even the young toddlers
brigades barricade to bring the noise
while the bullets break up you're bones like Christmas Toys
if a go solo, i'm doing a song with polo
a big chinese n____, screaming yo,yo!!!
i leave ya face leakin'
run up in church and smack the preacher while he's preachin'
take a swing at the deacon

[The Kon Artis]
I used to tell cats i sold weed and weights
i was straight until i got caught sellin' them shaped
i'm ignorant, with the intent to s_____ you're rent
i got kicked out of summer camp for havin' s__ in my tent
with the superintendent's daughter, my brain's out of order
i've bin a con artist since i was swimmin' in water
in Cahoots with this n____ called Fall Out Von
who got fired from UPS for tryin' to send you a bomb (special delivery)
i signed to a local label for fun
say i got cancer, get dropped, take the advancement and run
ride by you in the rain while you carry you're son
call you house and hang up on you for not givin' me none
born straight up out a p____ but a son of a gun
got a reputation for havin' n____s run up they funds
used to be the type of n____ that was full of someone's
'Til i met you're fat mama, now i'm rollin in dough

[Eminem]
So you can suck my d___ if you don't like my s___,
cause i was high when i wrote this so suck my d___.
Cause i don't giva a f___ if you don't like my s___,
cause i was high when i wrote this so suck my d___.

[Eminem]
Suck my m_________in' d___
D-12
Dirty m_________in' Dozen
Nasty like a stank s___ b____ with 30 f___in' husbands
Bizarre Kid
Swifty McBay
The Kon Artis
The Kuniva
Dirty Harry
Haha, and Slim Shady