-you go girl

-we are the muses, goddesses of the arts, and proclaimers of Heros
-Hero's like Hurcules
-Honey, you mean HUNKules! WOOO I'd like to make some sweet music!
-MMMMM!
-Our story actually begins long before Hucules, many eons ago.

Back when the world was new,
The planet Earth was down on its luck.
And everywhere gigantic brutes
called t__ans ran amok!

It was a nasty place!
There was a mess wherever you stepped.
Where chaos reigned and earthquakes
and volcanoes never slept!

And then along came Zeus-
He hurled his thunderbolt-
He zapped!
Locked those suckers in a vault!
They're trapped!
And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks.
And that's the gospel truth!

The guy was too type A to just relax.
And that's the world's first dish.
Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth.
Though, honey, it may seem inposs'ble-
That's the gospel truth!

On mount Olympus life was neat
and smooth as sweet vermouth.
Though, honey, it may seem inposs'ble-
That's the gospel truth!

(Later on in the movie)

He ran the Underworld,
But thought the dead were dull and uncouth.
He was as mean as ruthless-
And that's the gospel truth.
He had a plan to shake things up-
And that's the gospel truth!

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