PW Musical Project The Kind of Guy That You Can Trust Lyrics

I consider myself to be a real man's man, see.
The kind of guy who won't back down from a fight,
I keep this city clean, pal, and I live like a king...
Though I eat ramen noodles every night...
But despite my gruff exterior, I know I ain't superior...
My skills at solving crimes can sometimes rust.
So I'm swallowing my pride, this time I'm on your side
and I'm the kinda guy that you can trust!

Well I know we b___ed heads before, starting with the case of Harry Butz--
Phoenix: That's Larry.
And if the cheif catches me helping you, he'll probably think I'm nuts!
P: If he doesn't already!
But see, pal this is different, from the Redd White trial back in May--
P: September!
Cause I'm sure Mr. Edgeworht is innocent, unlike the clients you had that day--
Maya: That was me!!
Oh, right. Sorry, pal.
If you need help, call me, and I'll be there in a flash!
And to show you that we're pals now, I'll lend you anything that ain't cash!
Maya: Thank you kind detective, for leaving Karma in the dust,
We'll find the lies, now I'm the kind of guy that you can trust!

I'm serious, pal. If theres anything I can do to help get Mr. Edgeworth declared "Not Guilty", I'm all ears!
We're a team now, see?
I don't care if it gets me another salary cut!
Phoenix: Well...considering the help you've given my clients in the past..it'd probably be best if you didn't get inv--
Maya: Nick! Gumshoe's puting his job on the line to help us! The least we can do is take advantage of that kind guesture!
Yeah, pal!
Maya: Detective, do you have anything that can help us find Gourdy?
Oh, you bet. I've got three secret weapons, so listen up, and take your pick. *Ahurm*

First up, shake hands with our department's best evidence seeking tool! This pooch is so advanced it makes me look like a b__bling fool!
I found him in the gutter, on a sad cold winter's night, he's my pal, though he give's the hand that feeds him quite a bite!
You can call him "Missile" he'll find any drugs or clues you need--
Phoenix: Well, that should come in handy if the Gourd Lake monster's been smoking weed!
Hey! No need for sarcasm, Missle's helped with many a bust, and if you feed him then he's the kind of guy that you can trust!

The second here's this fishin' pole, and my fondest memory: of a fishin' trip I got to take with Maggie, a cute trainee.
Phoenix: Well, we can't catch Gourdy with that...and we can't sit around and just wait...
You'll only know if you try, you just need the right kind of bait...
Phoenix: ...yeah. Like, uh, Missile?
What!?
Maya: Nick!
Don't make me put you under arrest, pal.
Phoenix: Sorry, sorry.

I've saved the best for last: this metal detector's real intense!
Last month this baby even found me 25 whole cents!
Phoenix: We're looking for a MONSTER, not change in someone's pants!
Well, you never know, pal, it may have been eating soda cans.

So that's what I can lend you, my loyal lawyer chums!
Maya: Oh wow! They're all so perfect!
Phoenix: Oh...yeah...I can't pick out just one! (Eheh...)
Now go help Mr. Edgeworth, to free him is a must!
And I'm the kinda guy...you can trust!