I've had my pet
Since I was nine years old
I loved him and fed him
and kept him out of cold
But one day he attacked
I knew he didn't love me back
So I grabbed him like a football
And punted fifty yards

Now I hate pets
Take yourself to the vet
Now I hate pets
Dolphins trapped in little nets
Now I hate pets
You little f___ing
Screaming s___-bag
I should of let your mother
Eat you, little f___er

So I got a little birdy
And I trained it everyday
He knew 1000 words
But then he flew away
But then I got him back
The f___er wouldn't shut his trap
So I took him to the bathroom
And rubbed his beak in s___

Now I hate pets
Spotted owls in their nests
Now I hate pets
Bagged a deer and made a vest
Now I hate pets
Birds and bees and bears and bison
Pigs and parrots and pandas
I f___ing hate them all!!!

I was walking through the park
When a snake peered from his hole
A perfect opportunity
To take the b______ home
I chopped his f___ing head off
With my handy garden hoe
And made a lovely hat-band
For my redneck cousin Bo, heee-haaw!

Now I hate pets
10,000 volts to the chest
Now I hate pets
Fed my cat some cigarettes
Now I hate pets
You little f___ing
Screaming s___-bag
b______
f___ you, you
f___ing pig-s___ licker, f___!!!!!!

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