Mac Lethal Kansas Hospitality Lyrics

Chevrolet Blazers, Chevrolets suck
f___ in my two-tone Chevrolet truck
Chevrolet factory speakers b__p
Swerve in my Chevrolet, every day drunk
Sticky green fingers, sticky green weed
Let me smell those sticky green panties indeed
Load up the sticky green let's get cheefed
Your girl got some nasty a__ sticky green teeth
Skid mark neighborhoods, skid mark streets
I leave skid marks on Ludacris' beat
Really good head gives me skid marked b____
Ladies let me see those skid marked draws
Gas station bathrooms, gas stations crooks
I'm at the gas station cuz I'm hungry as f___
Gas station condoms protect my d___
Mackin on a white trash gas station chick

All the ladies in the house naked at the bar
Gettin f___ed in the c___ with a lit cigar
With your knee high boots and your burger king crown
You're too d___ drunk, you should throw up now

All the fellas in the house with the lit cigars
f___in drunk a__ chicks naked at the bar
Get outta the place or be charged with rape
She's too d___ drunk, she should throw up now

Tech n9ne bullets, tech n9ne's blow
Peace to Tech n9ne makin all that dough
Tech nine cartridges sittin here buzzin
Every girl I meet's datin Tech n9ne's cousin
Bars for the punch line bars for the mind
I used to sit on the monkey bars and climb
Trendy chicks at bars but who the hell cares
You only gettin a__ at bars with gelled hair
p___ographic magazines, p___ographic w____s
Spend a G at a p___ographic store
Lap dances at p___ographic bars
My girl's a well-paid p___ographic star
Beat the rush hour traffic, beat the long meat
Beat the p___ outta your girl on the street
Kansan hospitality beat the competition
Beat the m____fucker talkin til he stops and listens

All the ladies in the house naked at the bar
Gettin f___ed in the c___ with a lit cigar
With your knee high boots and your burger king crown
You're too d___ drunk, you should throw up now

All the fellas in the house with the lit cigars
f___in drunk a__ chicks naked at the bar
Get outta the place or be charged with rape
She's too d___ drunk, she should (laughter) bleh!