02 Evil Deeds 02 Evil Deeds Lyrics

Intro *Talking*]
Lord please forgive me for what I do... For I know not what I've done...

[Verse 1]
Momma had a baby and it's head popped off. (*Echo*)
But momma don't want me, next thing I know I'm getting dropped off. (*Echo*)
Ring ring ring on the doorbel of the next door neighbors on their front porch (*Echo*)
But they didn't want me neither, so they left me on someone else's lawn. (*Echo*)
Til someone finally took me in, my great aunt and uncle Edna & Charles. (*Echo*)
They were the ones who were left in charge.
My elementary they'd gang up on me and sing this song. (*Echo*)
It went a little something like. "Marry had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb
Debbie had a Satan spawn, Satan spawn
Momma, why do they keep saying this? I just don't understand, understand.
And by the way, where's my dad?

[Verse 2]
Predominantly. Predominantly. Everything's always predominantly.
Predominantly white. Predominantly black.
well what about me? Where does that leave me?
well I guess I'm between predominantly both of 'em.
I think if I hear that f___ing word again I'ma scream.
Wild projectile, vomiting. What do I look like, a comedian to you?
Do you think I'm kidding? Do I look like some kind of idi-
Wait a minute, s___, don't answer that. Why am I so misunderstood?
Why do I go through so much bullshit, it's such bullshit, its tush mull bush
Woe is me. There goes poor Marshall again,
whining about his millions and his fortune and
his sorrow he's always drowning in
and the dad that he never had and how his childhood was so bad
and how mom was a dope addict and his ex how they go at it.
Man, I'd hate to have it as bad as that Mr. Mathers claims he had it.
Man, I can't imagine it. That little rich poor white b______ needs to
take some of that cash out of the bank and take a bath in it.
Man, if I only had half of it...
If you only knew the half of it...

[Verse 3]
Evil deeds, while I plant these evil seeds.
Please release me from these demons
I never had any of this s___ planned, mom, please believe.
I don't wanna be Satan's spawn.
Never got the chance to say I'm sorry.
Now look at all the pain I caused.
Santa Clause, why you not comin this year again?
What did I do that was so bad to deserve this?
everything could have been so perfect but life aint a fairy tale
Im about 2b hoisted in the air
40 feet below me, there's people everywhere.
I don't even know who feel like they now me, coz I'm in this ferris wheel.
& All I wanna do is go to the mall and take Hailey on the carousel.
With out this crowd everywhere I go. But life is like a merry-go-round.
here we go now do-si-do. Now curtains up, the show must go now.
Now ring-around-the rosie. The shows over. You can all go home now.
But the curtain just don't close for me. This ain't how fame was supposed to be.
Where's the switch I can just turn off and on? This ain't what I chose to be.
So please, God, give me the strength to give me what it takes to carry on.
Till I pass 50 back the baton, the camera's on. My soul is gone.

[Chorus]
Father please forgive me for I know not what I do.
I just never had the chance to ever meet you.
Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be
my mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds.
I said father please forgive me for I know not what I do.
I just never had the chance to ever meet you.
Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be
my mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds. (*Echo*)

[Outro]
Oh! Yeah, last one, baby... Let's go... DETROIT!