Blink-182 Grandpa's Song Lyrics

Uno, Dos, Tres, Quatro...

When you f___ed grandpa did he tell you that he loved you?
Did he hold you till the sun did rise
And did he look into your eyes
And ask you to felate him
And stick a finger or two in his a__?

He seems like a total a__hole.
Granpda is a total f___ing a__hole.
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his a__?
He rubs his d___ in broken glass.

When you f___ed grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender?
Did he tie your hands behind your head
And was it on your mothers bed...

(Mark screaming in the background)
This is f___ing stupid man! I cant belive you have s__ with your own
grandfather, I mean you guys are related! What's he gonna do take out his false
teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? Man, you like to f___ him in
the b___ and have everyone come in and watch and m_________ and c__ all over
the place! This is stupid! I hate you all! I'm not even gonna have s__ with my
mom tonight, man! This is stupid!...I hate you!