(Ricky Lee Jones)
Ooh

(Dr. John)
Another bride, another groom
Another sunny honeymoon
Another season, another reason
For makin' whoopee

(Ricky Lee Jones)
A lot of shoes, a lot of rice
The groom is nervous, he answers twice
It's really killin' that he's so willin' for makin' whoopee

(Dr. John)
Picture a little love nest
Down where the roses swing
Picture the same sweet love nest
That ain't what the years can bring

(Ricky Lee Jones)
He's washin dishes and baby clothes
He's so ambitious he even sews

(Dr. John)
So don't forget folks,
That's what you get folks, for makin' whoopee

(Ricky Lee Jones)
Another year, or maybe less
What's this I hear? Well, can't you guess?
She feels neglected, and he's suspected
Of makin' whoopee

(Dr. John)
She sits alone,
Most every night
He doesn't phone, he doesn't write
He says he's busy,
But she says,

(Ricky Lee Jones)
"Is he?"

(Dr. John)
He's makin' whoopee -
Now he doesn't make much money
Only five thousand per
Some judge who thinks he's funny
Says, "You'll pay six to her."
Now He says, "Judge, suppose I fail?"
Judge say, "Budge. Right into jail.
You'd better keep her.

(Ricky Lee Jones)
Yeah, I think it's cheaper

(Dr. John)
Than makin' whoopee.

(Ricky Lee Jones)
Than makin' whoopeee

(Dr. John)
Than makin' uhm - uhmm

(Ricky Lee Jones)
Than makin' ooh oh

(Dr. John)
Than makin' uhm - uhmm

TAnO

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