Hey Jack, what's happenin'

I don't know.

Well uh, rumour around town says you mighht be thinkin' 'bout goin' down to the shore.

Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna go down to thhe shore.

Whadda ya gonna do down there?

Uh, I don't know, p-play some video gamess, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts.

Don't forget your Motley Crue t-shirt; y'know all proceeds go to get their lead singer out a' jail.

Uh huh.

Can't wait to go down. Hey uh, were ya goonna check out the sand bar while you're down there?

Uh, what's the Sand Bar?

Ah, it's a place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink.

Ah, cool.

Ya hey, guess who's gonna be there?

Uh, who?

My favourite cover band, Crystal Ship.

Wow.

Yeah, they do a Doors show, you'd be reallly impressed, in fact, it goes a little like this:

Love me two times baby
Love me twice today
Love me two times girl
Cause I got AIDS
Love me two times baby,
once for tomorrow,
once cause I got AIDS

Uh...

Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation thhere. I hope those guys have a good sense a' humour and don't take us into court.

Uh, what's the court?

Never mind that, the important thing heree...

You mean the People's Court.

The... Now, that's another story. The impportant thing here is that we get to the part where you ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore.

Oh, how you gettin' down to the shore?

Funny you should ask, I've got a car now..

Ah wow, how'd ya get a car?

Oh, my folks drove it up here from the Baahamas.

You're kidding!

I must be, the Bahamas are islands. Okay,, the important thing here is that, uh, you ask me what kinda car it is.

Uh uh, what kinda car do ya' got?

I've got a b____in' Camaro...

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b____in' Camaro, b____in' Camaro!
I ran over my neighbors
b____in' Camaro, b____in' Camaro!
Now I'm in all the papers

My folks bought me a b____in' Camaro
With no insurance to match
So if I happen to run you down
Please don't leave a scratch

I ran over some old lady
One night at the county fair
And I didn't get arrested
Because my dad's the mayor

b____in' Camaro, b____in' Camaro!
Donuts on your lawn
b____in' Camaro, b____in' Camaro!
Tony Orlando and Dawn

When I drive past the kids
They all spit and cuss
Cause I've got a b____in' Camaro
And they have to ride the bus

So you'd better get out of my way
When I come through your yard
Cause I've got a b____in' Camaro
And an Exxon credit card

b____in' Camaro, b____in' Camaro!
Hey man where ya headed?
b____in' Camaro, b____in' Camaro!
I drunk on unleaded!

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