Julie Brown The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun Lyrics

"It was Homecoming Night at my high school
Everyone was there, it was totally cool
I was real excited, I almost wet my jeans
´Cause my best friend Debbie was Homecoming Queen
She looked so pretty in pink chiffon. (Chiffon)
Riding the float with her tiara on. (Tiara on)
Holding this humongous bouquet in her hand. (Bouquet)
She looked straight out of Disneyland!
You know that Cinderella ride
I mean definitely an E-ticket. (E-ticket)
The crowd was cheering, everyone was stoked
I mean it was like the whole school was totally c__ed or smth.
The band was playing ´Evergreen´
Then all of a sudden, somebody screamed:
Look out! The Homecoming Queen´s got a GUN!!!

Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen´s got a gun!
Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen has got a gun!
Debbie´s smiling, & waving her gun
Picking off cheerleaders one by one
Oh! Buffy´s pom poms just blew to bits
Oh no, Misty´s head just did the splits!
My best friend is on a shooting spree
Stop it, Debbie, you are embarrassing me!
How could you do what you just did
Are you having a really bad period?

Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen´s got a gun!
Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen has got a gun!
Stop it, Debbie, you are making a mess
Powder burns all over your dress
An hour later, ,the cops had arrived
By then the entire glee club had died - no big loss
You´dn´t believe what they brought to stop
Tear gas, machine guns... even a chopper!
Throw down your gun & tiara & come out of that float!
Debbie didn´t listen to what the cop said,
She aimed & fired, & now the math teacher´s dead!
Oh, it is really sad, but kinda of a relief,
I mean we had this big test coming up next week...

Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen´s got a gun!
Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen has got a gun!
Debbie´s really having a blast!
She has wasted half of the class!
The cops fired a warning shot & she dove off that float.
I tried to scream Duck! but it stuck in my throat.
She hit the ground & did a flip; it was real acrobatic.
But I was crying so hard, I could not work my Instamatic.
I ran down to Debbie, I had to find out.
What made her do it, why´d she freak out?
I saw the bullet had got her right in the ear.
I knew then... the end was near.

So I ran down & said in her good ear.
Debbie, why´d you do it?
She raised her head & smiled & said.
I did it for Johnny.
Johnny, well like whose Johnny? Answer me Debbie whose Johnny.
Does anybody here named Johnny?
Are you Johnny? There was one guy named Johnny.
But he was a total geek. He always had food in his braces.
Answer me Debbie whose Johnny.
Oh God this is like that movie Citizen King
You know where you later find out Rosemary was a s___
But we will never know who Johnny is because like she has dead

Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen´s got a gun!
Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen has got a
Everybody run
Everybody run the Homecoming Queen´s got a"