Weird Al Yankovic Syndicated Inc. Lyrics

My whole family
Loves Three's Company
See the reruns constantly
There on my TV

Syndicated Incorporated

Well, I know what's on the tube
I know just what to see
Got my TV Guide with me

MASH and All In The Family
The Munsters and Mayberry R.F.D.
I will always be busy
Watching my TV

Oprah Winfrey talks to me
Every day at three
Then soon it'll be
Wheel and Jeopardy

Syndicated Incorporated
Syndicated Incorporated

Well, I'm in such ecstacy
When I'm watchin' TV
I'm a b___ tube devotee

Think I'm losin' my sanity
I'm addicted to Regis and Kathy Lee
Forever I will always be
Glued to my TV

Love The Partridge Family
And Dynasty
And Laverne and Shirley
And Hard Copy

Syndicated Incorporated
Syndicated Incorporated

Syndicated Incorporated
(MASH and All In The Family)
(I know just what too see)
Syndicated Incorporated
(I'm addicted to Regis and Kathy Lee)
(I know what's on the tube)
Syndicated Incorporated
(Forever I will always be)
(I know just what to see)
Syndicated Incorporated
(Watching my TV)
(I know what's on the tube)
Syndicated Incorporated
(Think I'm losin' my sanity)
(I know just what to see)
Syndicated Incorporated