Red Hot Chili Peppers Sir Psycho Sexy Lyrics

A long, long, long, long time ago
Before the wind, before the snow
Lived a man, lived a man I know
Lived a freak of nature named
Sir Psycho

Sir Psycho s__y that is me
Sometimes I find I need to scream
A-a-a-a-a-h!

He's a freak of nature
But we love him so
He's a freak of nature
But we let him go

Deep inside the Garden of Eden
Standing there with my hard on bleedin'
There's a devil in my d___
And some demons in my s____
Good God, no that would be treason
Believe me Eve,
She gave good reason
Booty lookin'
Too good not to be squeezin'
Creamy beaver,
Hotter than a fever
And I'm a givin'
'Cause she's the receiver
I won't and I don't hang up
Until I please her
Makin' her feel like an
Over achiever
I take it away for a minute
Just to tease her
Then I give it back
A little bit deeper
(Deeper)

Sir Psycho,
Sir Psycho, Yeah
He's the man that I met one time
Sir Psycho,
Sir Psycho, Yeah
He's the man that left me blind
Sir Psycho,
Sir Psycho, Yeah
He's the man,
He's the man,
He's the man
Sir Psycho,
Sir Psycho,
Yeah, Yeah!

He's a freak of nature
But we love him so
He's a freak of nature
But we let him go

I got stopped by a lady cop
In my automobile
She said
"Get out and spread your legs"
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop,
She was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty ?
Boy I'm tellin' you
She stuck my b___
With her big black stick
I said
"What's up ? Now suck my d___"
Like a ram getting ready
To jam the lamb
She whimpered just a little
When she felt my hand
On her crotch so very warm
I could feel her getting wet
Through her uniform
Proppin' her up on
The black and white
Unzipped and slipped
"Ooo that's tight"
I swatted her like
No SWAT team can
Turned a cherry pie
Right into jam

Sir Psycho,
Sir Psycho, Yeah
I'm the man that you met one time
Sir Psycho,
Sir Psycho, Yeah
I'm the man that leave you blind
Sir Psycho,
Sir Psycho, Yeah
I'm the man,
I'm the man,
I'm the man
Sir Psycho,
Sir Psycho, Yeah
s___!

Hel-el-el-lo young woman that I love
Pretty punk rocker mamma
That I'm thinking of
Hold me naked,
If you will
In your arms,
In your legs,
In your p____ I'd kill
To be with you,
To kiss with you,
I do miss you,
I love you

Lay me down,
Lay me down,
Lay me down... Oh,
Lay me down,
Lay me down,
Lay me down,
Lay me down... Oh,
Lay me down.
Descending waves
Of graceful pleasure
For your love
There is no measure
Her curves they bend
With subtle splendor

Now,
I lay me down to sleep
I pray the funk
Will make me freak
If I should die before I waked
Allow me Lord to rock out naked
Bored by the ordinary time
To take a trip
Calling up a little girl
With a bull whip
A lickety split,
Go snap, "snap"
Girl getting off
All in my lap
The tallest tree,
The sweetest sap
Blowin' my a__ right off the map
Ooo...
And it's nice out here
I think I'll stay for a while!