One night, he went out dancing
Much too soon, the night was done
So he asked some people over
They could keep on having fun

He said, "it's cool, invite some friends"
A lot of people soon stopped by
The house was filled with strangers
He let everyone inside

Then things got a little crazy
A few more hours quickly passed
Slowly, people started leaving
He was up until the last

Standing in his living room
He surveyed all the mess
He gave up and went to bed
Declared his party a success

Getting ready the next morning
Went to put some product in his hair
Reached over to the bathroom shelf
But the Bed Head wasn't there

He looked under the sink
Blinked his eyes in disbelief
The Bed Head was really gone
Someone at the party was a thief

Bed Head is expensive
That was a s___ty thing to do
Don't drink someone else's beer
And then swipe their belongings, too

I wrote a song about stealing bikes
You know it's not entirely true
Theft's a lot less awesome
When it's happening to you

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