Nobody knows my true identity, for all we know I'm John F. Kennedy's
Love child
With Nosferatu
We can't know, but still we've got to

Nobody knows how deep this mystery goes
But ancient caveman history shows
We're all descended from
The same evil alien slime

And it's a pretty shade of gray
It makes the woodwork eat away
Glass breaks and cow's milk curdles
It glows in the dark and it mutates turtles

La la la la
(Doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo)
La la la la
(Doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo)
La la la la
(Doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo)
La la la la
La la la, la la la

Somebody told me something interesting
They told me the world is always tempesting
Round and around again
I've had enough of that psuedo-Zen

Somebody else was watching from afar
s_______ it up like a broken VCR
She thought that I was
Very insincere, because

I rolled my eyes a bit too much
Am I really that out of touch
Why should I care about this
I'm not concerned with the things I miss

La la la la
(Doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo)
La la la la
(Doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo)
La la la la
(Doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo)
La la la la
La la la, la la la

I don't see the point in not believing in
Things you can taste like fear and cinnamon
Sadly, this hasn't gotten me
Anything but dread and gluttony

Under the ground is where I wanna go
Surely, there is a way but I don't know
How to get there
No one seems to know, actually, so

I tried to use a garden spade
But it was very poorly made
It broke into so many pieces
It's times like these that I wish I had
Telekinesis
Telekinesis

(Telekinesis
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Telekinesis)

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