Kelly Txt Msg Brkup Lyrics

You couldn't do it in person!
You had to text message breakup, you f___-up!
Oh my god, I wanna throw up!
You couldn't even spell "break" right!
B-r-a-k-e?
That's in your car, dummy!
And I'm not gonna take this disgrace!
I'll be like mace in you face on MySpace -
Just you wait until you read the s___ on you I'm gonna blog about!
You like text so much?
How much you like it now?

(You can't text message breakup!
You can't text message breakup!
You can't text message breakup!)
After two years?
(You can't text message breakup!
You can't text message breakup!
You can't text message breakup!)
Get a clue!
I'll go Alanis Morissette on you!

I'm gonna blog and text and post and host -
Podcast your b______ a__ from coast to coast!
"My ex-BF is a cyberspace coward and he plays with his a__hole in the shower!"
I'm gonna tell all my girlfriends how bad the s__ was!
I'm p___ed like President Bush would be at a gay parade in Texas!
I'm gonna spit until you s___!
If you dont like it you can lick my f___ing c___... for once!

(You can't text message break up!)
Oh my god!
(You can't text message break up!)
I mean, we got a dog!
(You can't text message break up!)
You still owe me 1,200 dollars, s___bag!
(You can't text message break up!)
String up a stag!
(You can't text message break up!)
I want all my stuff back!
(You can't text message break up!)
Get a clue...
No, let the clue stay lost, just f___ you, d___!

(What a piece of s___!)
(I cant belive he did that!)
(What a f___ing douchebag, why can't he figure it out?)
(What a loser, I mean, Jesus!)
(If you ever do that on the phone I will...)
(What? Are you kidding me?)
(You're never gonna get laid in this town again, you loser!)
(You're an a__.)
(Go f___ yourself, you piece of s___!)
(I can't believe that c___!)
(I'm gonna send that guy a douchebag in the mail.)

I'll use the same weapon against you, 'cause I can type too!
Ex-BF forever, d___!
You're my ex-BF forever, d___!