Jay Z & Linkin Park 99 problems (alternate) Lyrics

If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a b____ ain't one

I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
He's from the hood stupid what type of facts are those
If you grew up with holes in your zapitos
You'd celebrate the minute you was havin doe
I'm like f___ critics you can kiss my whole a__hole
Got beef with radio if I don't play they show
They don't play my hits well I don't give a s___ SO
Rap mags try and use my black a__
So advertisers can give em more cash for ads...f___ers
I don't know what you take me as
or understand the intellegence that Jay-Z has
I'm from rags to ritches n____z I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but a b____ ain't one
Hit me

99 problems but a b____ aint one,
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 Problems but a b____ aint one

The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother f___in law
I got two choices yall pull over the car or
Bounce on the devil put the pedal to the floor
Now i ain't tryin to see no highway chase with jay
Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case
So i...pull over to the side of the road
And i heard "Son do you know why i'm stoppin you for?"
Cause i'm young and i'm black and my hats real low
Do i look like a mind reader sir, i don't know
Am i under arrest or should i guess some mo?
"Well you was doin fifty five in a fifty four" (Uh-huh)
"Liscense and regestration and step out of the car"
"Are you carryin a weapon on you i know alot of you are"
I ain't steppin out of s___ all my papers legit
"Do you mind if i look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
And i know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?"
"Or somebody important or somethin?"
Nah i ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my s___
"Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come"
I got 99 problems but a b____ ain't one
Hit me

99 problems but a b____ aint one,
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 Problems but a b____ aint one
HIT ME!

99 problems but a b____ aint one,
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 Problems but a b____ aint one
Hit me
Brad Delson!

99 problems but a b____ aint one,
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 Problems but a b____ aint one

(jump)
shut up when I'm talking to you
shut up, shut up, shut up
shut up when I'm talking to you
shut up, shut up, shut up

I'm about to BREAK

Everything you say to me!
(i got 99 problems but a b____ ain't one)
I need a little room to breathe
(i got 99 problems but a b____ ain't one)

Everything you say to me
(i got 99 problems but a b____ ain't one)
I need a little room to breathe
(i got 99 problems but a...)
and I'm about to...

BREAK

PEACE!!!