MC Hawking What We Need More of Is Science Lyrics

I'm a disciple of science
I know the universe is in full compliance with natural laws
But many place reliance on the pseudo-science Of quacks and morons and fools because,
Their education is deficient,
they put faith in omniscient,
Make believe beings who control their fate,
But the Hawk ain't with it, dig it,
their holy writ ain't the least bit legit,
It's a bunch of bullshit.
They need to read a book thats not so d___ old,
let reason take hold,
though truth to be told,
they're probably already gone too far gone wthdrawn,
the conclusion foregone.
But maybe there is still hope for the young,
if they reject the dung
being slung from the tongues
of the ignorant fools
who call themselves preachers,
and listen instead to their science teachers

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Upon blind faith they place reliance,
What we need more of is science! (x4)

Uh yeah, that's right! Fundamentalist a__holes!
Screw the whole lot of them.

Look, I ain't Thomas Dolby,
science doesn't blind me.
Think you're smart?
form a line behind me,
You won't find me, truth to tell
to be a man who suffers fools very well.
quite the opposite in fact,
I ain't got the time to interact
With crystal-wearing freaks in need of a smack.
New Age m_________ers?
Don't get me started
I made more sense than them last time I farted.
Not to put too fine a point upon it,
But the whole New Age movement is full of s___.

Please allow me to elaborate, explicate, expatiate.
From astral projection to zygomancy,
It's a mish-mash of idiocy.
Instead of the archaic worship of seasons
They should explore logic and reason.

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Science!

f___ing New-Agers! Is there any amount of bullshit they won't swallow?
It's two-thousand-aught-three goddanit! When are these morons gonna join us in the 21st century?