Oh-oh-oh-oh

I was there, to match my intellect
On national TV
Against a plumber, oh and an architect
Both with a PhD

I was tense, I was nervous
I guess it just wasn't my night
Art Fleming gave the answers
But I couldn't get the questions right, -ight, -ight

I lost on Jeopardy, baby (oooh)
I lost on Jeopardy, baby (oooh)

Well, I knew I was in trouble now
My hope of winning sank
Oh, 'cause I got the Daily Double now
And then my mind went blank

I took Potpourri for one hundred
And then my head started to spin
Well, I'm givin' up, Don Pardo
Just tell me now what I didn't win, yeah, yeah

I lost on Jeopardy, baby (oooh)
I lost on Jeopardy, baby (oooh)

(Don Pardo speaks)

"That's right, Al -- you lost!
And let me tell you what you didn't win:
A twenty-volume set of the
Encyclopedia International;
A case of Turtle Wax;
And a year's supply of Rice-A-Roni,
the San Francisco Treat.
But that's not all...

You also made yourself look like a jerk
in front of millions of people.
And you brought shame and disgrace
to your family name for generations to come.
You don't get to come back tomorrow.
You don't even get a lousy copy
of our home game.
You're a complete loser!"

Don't know what I was thinkin' of
I guess I just wasn't too bright
Well, I sure hope I do better
Next weekend on The Price Is Right, -ight, -ight

I lost on Jeopardy, baby (oooh)
I lost on Jeopardy, baby (oooh)
I lost on Jeopardy, baby

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