MC Hawking QuakeMaster Lyrics

1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 3 FIGHT!
Yo! I've been hearing that a bunch of punk b____es
out there are claiming that they got the skillz to go
toe to toe with the Hawkman in the Quake arena.
Ha ha ha. That's some funny s___.
If you meet up with me on a Quake server
I'll shove my rail gun so far up your a__
It will knock out your teeth!
Check it!

Verse 1
The Mighty Stephen Hawking is a f___ing Quake god,
got my finger on the trigger and my eye on the quad.
I know it's just a game, but I didn't come to play,
the Hawkman cometh and he's bringing Doomsday.
You say, "impressive", I already know it,
I'm a hardcore player and I'm not afraid to show it.
I got a Phd in pain and a masters in disaster,
the mighty Stephen Hawking is a f___ing QuakeMaster.

Chorus
QuakeMaster, QuakeMaster.
The Mighty Stephen Hawking is a f___ing QuakeMaster.
QuakeMaster, of disaster.
The Mighty Stephen Hawking is a f___ing QuakeMaster.

Verse 2
We meet on a server, and I say "what's up?",
when we go at it punk, I'm gonna f___ you up.
Got you in my sights and I'm gonna make you bleed,
get used to hearing this, "you have lost the lead."
Cuz while your camping, I'll be cold lamping,
then I'll kick it in, and your a__ I'll be stamping.
I got a Phd in pain and a masters in disaster,
the mighty Stephen Hawking is a f___ing QuakeMaster.

Chorus
QuakeMaster, QuakeMaster.
The Mighty Stephen Hawking is a f___ing QuakeMaster.
QuakeMaster, of disaster.
The Mighty Stephen Hawking is a f___ing QuakeMaster.

All right! Now you know what time it is.
I don't care if you're a newbie, or a low ping b______,
you step to me in the Quake arena and I'm going to tear you
a new virtual a__hole.
Yo! It will sound something like this...

Chorus
QuakeMaster, QuakeMaster.
The Mighty Stephen Hawking is a f___ing QuakeMaster.
QuakeMaster, of disaster.
The Mighty Stephen Hawking is a f___ing QuakeMaster.