Insane Clown Posse Hokus Pokus Lyrics

Serial slaughterin' Strangulars, Jugglin' Jugulin' Juggulas,
Folded, fat floppy t__ty freaks IC f___in' P's in the Haugh!(Hoo Hoo!)
Abracadabra, boom shaka day, I'm Violent J, and I'm back like a vertebrae.
And I come with a hat full of tricks,
Trunk full of faygo, car full of fat chicks.
Ha Ha-Ha Ha Ha Ha-Ha-Ha, f___ you.
Wicked Clowns, we'd like to say what's up, to the Cobras, X-men, and Counts,
And everybody with clown love, even sects I never heard of.
Roll into town, and out with the big top,
Four cards down, and two more still to drop.
And when it does, I pack up and hit the road,
Cuz I don't wanna see your head explode!
Toss me an axe, and I'll toss you a dead chicken,
Add a buck, ya get a two liter wit' 'em.
And when the genie says on with the show,
it's Hokus Pokus Joker's,
Great Milenko.

(Once again, It's the psychotic carnival creatures in the haugh)

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Hokus Pokus Joker's ride,
Come take a spin on a carny-ride
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(Southwest slivering snakes of darkness.)(w/Milenko echo)

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Shazaam, Bam! Shaka-laka lokey, s___gy the clown back like scoliosis,
Call me a psycho-skitzo-freak, and I'll call you by your name! (d___ a___)
Cuz I could give two s___s and a f___,
I bounce down Verner in a popcorn-clown truck.
I'm a circus ninja southwest voodoo wizard, I grab ya gizzard!
Jump on the carpet, let's take a spin,
Everybody's waitin' for the show to begin.
Up to the top, by the neck, and let ya go, (Wow!)
Try to land in a glass of faygo! (UH!)
You suck! Ya missed the f___in' glass,
Broke ya neck, and busted ya f___in' a__,
But the genie says on with the show,
Hokus Pokus Jokers, Great Milenko!

(What awaits you after death? Rub the lamp and explore!)

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(Enter Milenko's funhouse! Walk right through the wretched hall!)(w/Milenko echo)

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F-F-f___-F-f___ Em' All!
F-F-f___-F-f___ Em' All!
Clown dawg Freak dawg
Joker dawg Milenko dawg

(Visions of Joker cards flashing in your mother's face!)

(Female chorus)

Rude boy and Chucky, down wit' the clown,
First time we ever went to Mexican town.
I remember, we couldn't pay the bill, they got hot,
And beat us down in the f___ing parking lot! (f___ you!)
Toljest, Jump Steady, and Nate the Mack,
Tagged ICP by the train tracks!
And it was on, the dawn of a new day,
Magical carpets screemin' down the freeway. (Hoo Hoo)
Walked in a gypsy's tent with a food stamp,
And walked out with a magical lamp, yeah,
I met Milenko, he gave me three wishes,
That night, I f___ed three fat b____es!
Stank, get the f___ wit' it, forget it,
I'll rip ya face off, and wipe my a__ wit' it!
When the genie says on with the show,
It's Hokus Pokus Jokers, Great Milenko!

(Climb abord our magic train, come join us in song!)

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(City to village, hamlet to town, the show must go on!)(w/Milenko echo)

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(Giant ladies, Bearded ladies, Midget ladies! Ladies?)

(female chorus)

(Clouds of darkness, and underneath them come the clown!)

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f___ that!