Butt Trumpet I'm Ugly And I Don't Know Why Lyrics

I was walking home from school one day
When I saw Danny standing there
I tried to show him my dirty underwear
He showed me his but nothing could compare
And he said

You're ugly
What the f___ gave birth to you?
You're ugly
And I bet your mom is too
You're ugly
Man what's with that 'do?
You're ugly because you're ugly

I kinda wonder when I think back to those days
Why did all the boys get scared and run away?
So I looked in the mirror to see if it was true
And my reflection looked at me like it was scared, too
And it said

You're ugly
What the f___ gave birth to you?
You're ugly
And I bet your mom is too
You're ugly
Man what's with that 'do?
You're ugly because you're ugly

Let me tell you guys a little story about my second grade love. His name was Danny and he looked so good this one day in his plaid Tuffskins. And everyday after school I would go pick him up at his classroom, and one day these three little girls came out right before he did, and this one girl named Heidi Weller had this handful of pumpkin seeds. And I said, "Let me see those pumpkin seeds," and she said, "No." And I grabbed her hand and I said,
"Let me see those pumpkin seeds now, b____!" And I looked at them and they had Danny Irving's name written on each and every one of those d___ pumpkin seeds and I said, "Hey b____! That's my boyfriend! Why do you have my boyfriend's name written on all your pumpkin seeds? I'm gonna have to kick your f___in' a__, b____!" And you know what she had the nerve to say to me? She said...

You're ugly
What the f___ gave birth to you?
You're ugly
And I bet your mom is too
You're ugly
Man what's with that 'do?
You're ugly because you're ugly

And then I told her to turn around and bend over and gave her another crack in her a__...