"Sandwich. Everyone likes some sandwiches."

I'm twenty-nine years old, still wearing the wallet chain, like I was twenty-eight.
I'm wearing my Vans right now, so high school kids will think that I can skate.
I've got a degree in science, yet shaking my fists in defiance.

Anyway, I'm not cliché, I hardly own any ties.
I may be old, but at least I'm not like all those other old guys.

I'm watching MTV, for fashion tips, so I can say, that I saw it first.
Backwards hat, tattoos, and goatee say I'm cool, just like Fred Durst.
I pay almost all my bills, I sleep on a futon still.

(Anyway, I'm not cliche, I might not even die.
I may be old, but at least I'm not like all those other old guys.)

Music: Micah and Dennis
Words: Reese

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