f___ yourself with a rubber hose
Stick it in your mouth and down your throat
Up your nose and in your heinie hole
I don't care where it goes
And it don't matter if you're straight or gay
You should f___ yourself anyway

Now, you don't have to listen to a word I say
But I know you, you'll be humpin' away
f___ yourself with your neighbor's nose
If you can't use that, use a 10-foot pole
Stick it up your a__ and go for a stroll
Everyone will know you've been to this show

If you can't take, eat my stool
m_________ with some crazy glue
I don't care what you do
Fock yourself with a garden tool

f___ yourself with politics
Ahh they're full of f___in' f___in' s___
I mean you know we've been lied to ever since we were born
It's amazing that we've been getting f___ed that long

f___ yourself with the world wide web
Man you could ride that sucker right from your bed
You may even meet a Tom, d___, Jane or Billy
Then grab onto your modem and f___ yourself silly

f___ yourself with your heart and soul
Give it everything you got, hey I'm talkin' to you
If you can't even f___ yourself,
How ya gonna f___ somebody else?

f___ yourself with my microphone
I'll give it to you later when we're all alone
We can turn it up loud
And see if you come, but
Don't get your j__z on my microphone

f___ yourself with organized religion
Now that is some seriously sinnin' business
If the Lord sees their pathetic crimes
He'll be f___in' them 'til the end of time

And can someone explain to me this racism c___
I know it isn't white, but it isn't black
And to all you people who only see things your way
Well, you can suck my d___ and take all day

f___ your nose with a pound of blow
Watch your money get up and go
but when you burnt your brain and you say
I don't know!
I hate to tell you but I told you so

f___ yourself with this grunge rock noise
I mean, stuff those albums in your groin
They come down on me because I know how to play -
Hey... f___ you!

f___ yourself with a copy of Rolling Stone
Or are they too holy for your holiest of holes
Now those people think they're holier than Moses
But aren't they just a bunch of f___in' posers

f___ yourself with your mother's jewelry
I won't tell, I ain't a stooly
If you pounce hard enough you'll cough up a ruby
Your blood will be rich and so will your doodie

f___ yourself with the latest fashion
With your spikes and your hair and those cute little b___ons
And if you happen to have some leather and lace
f___ yourself 'til you're blue in the face

f___ yourself with your income tax
They're f___ing you and that's a fact
Before you know it your money's all spent
And you've just been f___ed by the government

f___ yourself with your lawyer friend
You're the only one that's getting f___ed in the end
I have been so f___ed by legal bills
that my a__hole is the size of Beverly Hills

f___ yourself with your full-length sweater
With your minks and your diamonds and your Irish Setter
With your cash and your trash and your sinks and your drinks
Just f___ yourself 'til you can't even think

Those of you who enjoy this song
thank you thank you, I love you
Let's get it on
But for those of you who are totally outraged
f___ yourself with your face

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