Cliff Richard & The Young Ones Living Doll Lyrics

Look everyone, he's coming through the doors!
BRILLIANT! He didn't even open them!
He's here!
Quick Rik, do the speech!

Hey kids, stop snogging and pay attention to me
Coz if you're a wild eyed loner standing at the gates of oblivion
Then hitch a ride with us, cuz we're on the last freedom moped out of nowhere city
And we haven't even told our parents what time we'll be back
So pull on your dancing trousers and get down to the total and utter king of rock'n'roll
CLIFF RICHARD!

Got myself a cryin', talkin', sleepin', walkin', livin' doll
Got to do my best to please her just cos she's a livin' doll
Got a rovin' eye and that is why she satisfies my soul
I got the one and only walkin' talkin' livin' doll

OK guys, ready Vyv?
Completely ready when you are Shaky!
Neil!
Does anybody know where the toilets are?
Mike!
Does all this money really have to go to charity?
Yes it does Michael, hi Cliff, it's me!
Who are you?
Oh, great joke your majesty!

Got myself a cryin', talkin', sleepin', walkin', livin' doll (livin' doll!)
Got to do my best to please her just cos she's a livin' doll (livin' doll!)
I got a rovin' eye and that is why she satisfies my soul (fies my soul) (fies my soul?)
(Yes Vyvyan, it's raunchy)
I got the one and only walkin' talkin' livin' doll
Shut up guys!
What does this b___on do?
Take a look at her hair, it's real
If you don't believe what I say, just feel (Do I know this girl?)
I'm gonna lock her up in a trunk so no big hunk
Can steal her away from me (Get down)

Got myself a cryin', talkin', sleepin', walkin', livin' doll
Hey Cliff I've just invented a great new sound
Got to do my best to please her just cos she's a livin' doll (Settle down chaps!)
Got a rovin' eye and that is why she satisfies my soul
I got the one and only walkin' talkin' livin' doll
Ok, daddy-o, lay the next funky bit on me!
He means what happens now Cliff
The instrumental break
Great, Cliff, which instruments do you want us to break?!?

Piano!
Violin!
Didgeridoo!
Vyvyan's trousers!
Rik's head!
Yeah, ugh ugh, Neil's head!
Cliff's head!
NO NO!

Well take a look at her hair, it's real
If you don't believe what I say, just feel
I'm gonna lock her up in a trunk so no big hunk
Can steal her away from me

I still feel locking her up in a trunk is politically unsound!
It's only a song, Rik.
Well I feel sorry for the elephant...

Got myself a cryin', talkin', sleepin', walkin', livin' doll
Got to do my best to please her just cos she's a livin' doll (All right guys, harmonies now!)
Got a rovin' eye and that is why she satisfies my soul
I got the one and only walkin' talkin' livin' doll
Oohhoohhoohh
I got the one and only walkin' talkin' livin' doll
Can I go now?
Er, yes, thanks Cliff, bye!
Right kids, if you don't buy this record then you're an utter utter utter utter utter