Have you ever stopped to think about
what rats do for fun?
Sure they crawl around and scurry,
yeah they're always on the run.
But a rat sure likes a good time
just like you and me.
I'll prove it with a tale,
about a rat-infested brewery

It started with a little lad
named vermin McCann
who fell upon a drink
that made him feel like quite a man
he rounded up his furry boys,
though some wore a frown
they quickly changed their tune
and they slammed a couple down.

Chorus:
One, two, one-two-three-four!
Come on all you good rats,
we'll send you to heaven!
you'll find the pearly gates
in the froth and the foam
'cause in these vats
you've made quite a creation
a potion that turned
the Guinness to gold!

Like mice behind a piper,
rats from all around
soon headed for this factory
in old Dublin Town.
They surely heard the news
about this fancy new rat-brew
they come, they saw, they had a taste
and knocked back a few

One, two, one-two-three-four!
Come on all you good rats,
we'll send you to heaven!
you'll find the pearly gates
in the froth and the foam
'cause in these vats
you've made quite a creation
a potion that turned
the Guinness to gold!

The rats were in a tizzy
addicted to the bone.
the hairy lugs were giddy,
they were never going home,
like a bunch of drunken pirates,
prepared to walk the plank
they drank, they sang, they took a plunge
and in the beer they sank!

One, two, one-two-three-four!
Come on all you good rats,
we'll send you to heaven!
you'll find the pearly gates
in the froth and the foam
'cause in these vats
you've made quite a creation
a potion that turned
the Guinness to gold!

One, two, one-two-three-four!
Come on all you good rats,
we'll send you to heaven!
you'll find the pearly gates
in the froth and the foam
'cause in these vats
you've made quite a creation
a potion that turned
the Guinness to gold!

[Rats Squealing...]

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