MC Frontalot Nerdcore Hiphop Lyrics

MC frontalot can rock the turntable-
[wack scratch] I'm unable
"I thought I told you I'M WORKING!"
"Proceed..."
Nerdcore hip hop other rappers run in fear
that I'll put them on the record where their friends could hear
they'd get sneered at, listed: not to be trusted
seen hob-nobbin with the frontalot, busted.
"That kid's a dork, he rhyme every day
on the karaoke rappin yo he ain't got anything to say.
Ain't got no record deal, never will
such a spaz better get his a__ some kind of a sedative."
Pish-posh! I come as wack as I like
spit-s___kle the mic, dispensing my dis-ingenius advice
accuse famous rappers of biting my style
I get shot at, sit at home try to simulate me a high hat.

(Wishin') CPU could rock a beat
(and hoping) that if he does it isn't weak, I'm
(wishin') CPU could rock a beat
Nerdcore hip hop could reign supreme.

Making mention of my dj CPU,
Nerdcore hip hop is the style he use.
Step to my (DJ!), you better step prepared
He got (28 n 22/50ths squared).
Just a little more than the beat you thought
Frontalot drop-kickin rhythm in the double ought
Sought skinny little beats
But returned with the fat of the land
(Now I got a swollen hip-hop gland)
I suffer hypochondria, think my beats is sick...
but (don't trip, don't trip)
I'ma listen to the bootleg mp3,
post the frontalot demo on my FTP.
Run away from the rappers who are just like me
cause they ain't appreciating who my DJ be!

"What's the matter with you people?! I was joking! Don't you know a joke when you hear one?! HAHAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA!"