Insane Clown Posse Birthday Bitches Lyrics

Sit down
Ok everybody it's clown time
Y'all little m_________ers shut the f___ up
The clown is here everybody sit around right here
I said shut the f___ up
"s___gy The Clown" has a present for everybody

I got your f___in present hanging next to my nuts
Now when I'm swinging on my hatchet if it hits you it cuts
Don't make me chop your head in half and smack the side with the cheek
because I haven't had my Mederol in almost a week
Your f___in mama brought me here to entertain your a__
so no matter what I'm doing I expect you to laugh
Now when you see me do a trick and even if it isn't funny
give me props unless you want your little necks b_____
I could probably do a cartwheel or something if you move the couch
but that ain't what I'm f___in about
I could sew your mouth shut and pump air in through your nose
and f___in pop your head but we'd get blood on our clothes
Look I'm a wicked clown I ain't no f___in superhero
ain't that big and scary though I fight like little Rey Mysterio
I'm quick to beat down all you little b____es right in front of your mom
and if the b____ gets heated tell her bring it on

Oh s___ it's your birthday
Oh no it isn't
It's somebody's birthday
Oh no it isn't
Oh s___ it's your birthday
Oh no it isn't
It's your birthday

Sit the f___ down or it's everybody's birthday
Shut the f___ up

Oh s___ it's your birthday
Oh no it isn't
It's somebody's birthday
Oh no it isn't
Oh s___ it's your birthday
Oh no it isn't
It's your birthday

It ain't mine m____ facko!