Bloodhound Gang We Are The Knuckleheads Lyrics

Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads?
Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads?
Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads?
Who's the knuckleheads?
We're the knuckleheads?

If you would be the peanut b___er then I would play the jelly
I'll peel apart your bread and then I'll penetrate your belly
Your blood stains mighty bad I wash it off with coast
Now I'll take my jelly and spread it on your toast
No one rhymes faster the mic is my blaster
So grasp some Shasta the mighty mic master
Giving ya communion with your lips on my cup
Pump pump pump pump me up
Now if you're the waterboy, I'm the heavyweight contender
I'm gonna mix you all up like a Black N' Decker blender
If you would be the Telstar, then I'd have to be Defender
I'll be out in just four weeks, I was a first offender
You're a dumb a__ stupid Vera and I'm the one that Flo calls Mel
Puttin' holes right through your body like Harvey Keitel
You're a broken down Big Wheel I'm a banana-seated Schwinn
Take the b___ of your gun and smash their nose in
I'm a Lego-Eggo maniac I'm stickier than some Fun Tack
Trip to the store and get another six pack
Bomb dropping like at ground zero
Like Colonel Klink is getting f___ed by Hogan's Heroes
Eenie meanie miney mo you took your shot you missed
I wasn't a good boy this year I'm not on santa's list
I gave your girl some sausage and than I slit your wrists
Now I'm taking your a__ out like my name was Burgeous Meredith

Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads?
Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads?
Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads?
Who's the knuckleheads?
We're the knuckleheads?

Fast fast quick Bic like a__ when ya pass gas
You threw it like a girl that's why you got picked last
And Mr. Easy Does It never did it now did he
Jesus is coming so look busy
And you and your chumps are gonna get your lumps
I got the goose that laid the golden egg you got goose b__ps
Cause I'm black y'all, it's a fact y'all
And if you try to take what's mine I'll take it back y'all
I wish all skinheads smelled like Mr. Clean
And that girl from Jersey really was nineteen
Cause the whole d___ world would be peachy keen
With Rip Taylor on the cover of every magazine so go
Rip Rip Rip Taylor
Rip Rip Rip Taylor
Rip Taylor Rip Taylor
Your girlfriend we nailed her
My mom's got opposable thumbs
Your mom's Weezie Jefferson
I'd rather eat fresh heiny chow
And I ain't crazy about no g______ b___hole no how
Batter roll and whip ya like a f___in' canoli
If Satan had a hockey team then I'd be the goalie
Cause we're dumber than driftwood dumber than your mama
Dumber than a supermodel dumber than Kwanza

Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads?
Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads?
Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads?
Who's the knuckleheads?
We're the knuckleheads?