Ah, you s___ face c___ master. (Wow, s___ face c___ master)
Listen, you donkey raping s___ eater (Donkey raping s___ eater)
(Baby's voice) Donkey raping s___ eater
You'd f___ your uncle. (You'd f___ your uncle)

Shut your f___ing face, uncle f___er.
You're a c___-sucking, a__-licking uncle f___er.
You're an uncle f___er, yes it's true.
NOBODY f___s uncles quite like you.

Shut your f___ing face, uncle f___er.
You're the one who f___ed your uncle, uncle f___er.
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, just f___ your uncle all day long.
- Farting and more laughter -

Traffic Cop: "What's going on here?"
- More farting -
"Ew, what garbage!"

Well, what do you expect there Canadian uncle f___er?
Uncle f___er. Uncle f___er. Uncle f___er.

Shut your f___ing face, uncle f___er. (Uncle f___er.)
You're a b____-biting b______ uncle f___er.
You're an uncle f___er, I must say.
Well, you f___ed your uncle yesterday!
Uncle f___er, that's U-N-C-L-E f___ you!
Uncle f___er ... Suck my ball say.
Well, you f___ed your uncle yesterday!
Uncle f___er, that's U-N-C-L-E f___ you!
Uncle f___er ... Suck my b____

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