Kevin Bloody Wilson Supa Mega Fugly Lyrics

Mega Fuglys
sheilas you know that if they
didn't have a f____ between ther legs
would have a f___in bounty on their heads
Shes a Supa Mega Fugly
With a mouldy mango twist
Complection like a pizza
With warts and moles and zits
And just to even say her name
You've got to be half p___ed
Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly
With a mouldy mango twist

When she was born the doctor slapped her mother in the mouth
And when they bought her home they wouldnt let her in the house
And as she grew, its sad to say, she just grew uglier
They tied some snags around her neck so the dog would play with her
Before she went to school each day they had to iron her face
She'd get the cuts for comin early and merit points for being late
And they had a potrait painted in six different shades of s___
Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly with a mouldy Manbean twist

Shes a Supa Mega Fugly
With a mouldy manbean twist
Including her own mum and dad she never yet been kissed
Just to even say her name ya got to be half p___ed
Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly
With a Mouldy manbean twist

When she puts on her lipstick it keeps backing down the tube
And I woke screamin dreamin that Id seen her in the nude
When she sits on the beach the tides too frightened to come in
A sperm whale tried to root her last time she went for a swim
If they made an ugly meter, shed blow the thing to bits
Under grotesque in the dictionary theres a photo of her t__s
And if i ever cracked my fat for her Id amputate my d___
Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly
With a b______ a___hole twist

Shes a Supa Mega Fugly
With a b______ a___hole twist
Hells Angels wouldnt root her, said there not that f___ing sick
So she bought herself a d____ but she couldnt get it stiff
Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly
With a b______ a___hole twist

Shes a Supa Mega Fugly
Oh god, shes f___in ugly,
Shes a Supa Mega Fugly,
With a hanging hemeroid twist