Eminem Hailie's Revenge Lyrics

[2Pac]
Get on yo knees n____, get on yo knees and pray

[radio tuning in]

[Ja Rule (from the song Loose Change)]
Em, you claim ya mother's a crackhead and kim is a known s___ so what's Hailie gon' be when she grows up?

[Eminem and Hailie]
[Eminem] AH-HA! Yeah! C'mon!
G-g-g-g G-Unit! Hailie
[Hailie] What?
[Eminem] Come here baby, bring daddy his Oscar
[Hailie] Okay
[Eminem] We're gonna shove it up Ja Rule's a__!
[Hailie - laughs]

[Vesre 1]
[Swift]
I'm about to get rid of some hoes, it's simple
I'm quick to murder ink with lead and talkin' bout a pencil
Lookit what the f___ you done got into
I see you found yo niche, you just a b____ wit a menstrol
Claimin' you a murderer and you spelled it wrong
You put 'e' before the 'd' cuz that's all you on
You on Pac's d___, you a regular guy
If Pac was still alive you would never get by
All you do is cry, b____ keep it real
Life is more than imitating n____z and eatin' pills
And kind of m____fucka ruins three deals
That another n____ got you, they didn't see skills
And I ain't playin', you a brother gettin' cheated
And Ja Rule be prayin' on his cover cuz he need it
And all you n____z hatin', shut you mouths
It's just that real n____z ain't buyin' that s___ y'all put out
[Obie Trice]
Do-ra-mi, but we don't sing muhfuckas
So Murder Inc. do ya thing muhfuckas
You've unleashed on a team who expects nothin' less
Than R&B comin' from that regime
Regime it's a little extreme
Neck and necks with soldiers, muhfuckin' Marines
Ja sold his soul to sing
Weave eye-witness team on the tv screen, chase the greed
Now that you've embraced the green
Don't f___ with the triple beams
You's a m____fuckin actor slash Pac impersonatin' rapper
Slash Billie Holliday how it happen?
Artist for Repetuar saw him in action
Pac a__assination Def Jam grabbed him
Told him reinact him, you go platinum
They seen it for sure, I know that Afina Shakur
Don't enjoy Jeffery Atkins reinactin' her boy
So I'm click-clackin' this toy
Mash and destroy, Shady
Aftermath and Detroit m____fuckas

[Chorus]
[Eminem]
Do-ra-me, fa-so-la-ti-da
Don't blame me cuz you lost your boss's spot
Mama-say-mama-sa-ma-macosa
Ja quit playin' knock it off you're not 2Pac
Don't make me, too hot and you're not
Shootin' at me, with the only shot you got
Ja quit playin' knock it off you're not 2Pac
You'll get popped poppin' all that s___ you pop

[Verse 2]
[Kuniva]
Now we can get past the mean mugs and get to the slugs
To the greivance and the cryin' and the intimate hugs
We don't take you serious n____ you shook you half of a half-way crook, get off X d___, go sing a hook n____
And you can't replace the late greal one
And when you gone you only gon' be the late fake one
n____ please, stick to the script
before the guns stick to the clip, and Benzino you ain't s___ but a b____
f___in' old a__ ignorant innocent lookin' senior citizen
Built up, slap you like Grimace, all sensitive
Wait a minute, hold on
Is it me or do he look like a banana with braids and clothes on?
A b____ made man, now how you gonna connect with them short a__ arms like a tyrannasaurus rex?
You n____z can scream holler and curse
Go ahead and respond and pull that pen and pad up outta ya purse
[Proof]
Slim did it simple to get at the w___stas
He told me to let loose and spit at the gangstas
What up Gotti and this little war you pushed on
But you ?? the ?? for sucking your ??
What's wrong? Didn't think we strong with real n____z?
Roll like a boss in the streets they still feel us
It's real business you ain't caught the concept
You talkin' nonsense to walk and find press
Contact was blown by Munsetta in The Source
Threaten at the boss you gon' see me on ya porch
Now Irv got the nerve to try to serve on us
But Detroit n____z ?? and ain't scurred to bust
[Kon Artis]
Word to my n____ Bugs, punks like you get beat up
Stomped unconcious and smacked with the heater
This rap cookie monster gets jabbed in the tonsils with d___s so much that he should be fixed with a v_____
Who's behind ya? Cadillic Pac or that transvestite who dress like a Lil Kim fox, her chest like a little windbox
press tight on the trigger of this glock
Swallow that little s___ you got left to help you eat
You knock Pac's songs without love to help you sleep
You got shot in your video tryin mock Pac
You 'Mockaveli', get your own identity

[Chorus]
[Eminem overdubs chorus]
Yeah!
Don't you never say my little girl's name in a song again!
f___in' punk p____ little b____!
I'll f___ you up boy!
Never! Never in your m____fuckin life!
I'll choke the s___ outchu little m____fuckin b____!
Hailie can whip your m____fuckin a__!

[Obie Trice speaking]
That's right m____fuckas
Shay records, whatchu know about it?
f___ Benzino, f___ Ja Rule
n____, this Obie Triceright here talkin to you m____fuckas
Ja Rule punk a__... Yea!
f___in Soul For Real a__...
n____ that's Soul For Real,
That the n____ from Soul For Real!
Candy Rain a__ n____...
He got a deal now he rappin'
You'ont know what's... f__got a__ muhfuckas
Get money to all my real n____s, man
Obie Trice, D12, G Unit, 50 Cent...
Hailie Jade!!!
[50 Cent (laughing)]

[Hailie]
Daddy is Ja Rule taller than me?
[Eminem]
No honey, you guys are the same size...