I'm gettin' married to my pickup truck.
It never leaves me when I'm down on my luck.
He does'nt shop at fancy store.
Or at lawyer or want a divorce.

It doesn't care if I stay out late.
It does'nt b____ about the money I make.
We'll be together until the end.
It wont sleep with my bestfriend.

I'm gonna get down on one knee.
An ask my truck if it will marry me.
I'll never drive another car.
We'll honeymoon at the t__tie bar.
I'm gonna have the time of my life.
The exhaust pipes are tighter than my ex-wife.

You think I'm crazy.
But listen to this.

I can bring home a hooker an it wont get p___ed, no.
Wedding ring wont cost me a buck.
When I get married to my pickup, pickup truck.

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