Don't bother going to class,
Cause nobody cares if you cut.
And it's not smart to experiment,
With ben gay on your nuts.

If you ask her out and she says maybe,
What she really means is no way.
And if you try jerking off behind the backstop,
The team will be playing that day. (oh God)

These are the things,
I wish I knew,
These are the things I wish I knew,
In high school.
Yeah these are the things,
I wish I knew in high school.

Don't call the head jock a f__,
Even if it's true.
And don't hold our for that one special girl,
Cause she'll never have s__ with you. (no way)

These are the things,
I wish I knew,
These are the things I wish I knew,
In high school.
Yeah these are the things,
I wish I knew in high school.

Don't let 'em see you cryin',
No matter how it hurts.
And nobody ever got laid,
Cause they were wearin' a Rush t-shirt

These are the things,
I wish I knew,
These are the things I wish I knew,
In high school.
Yeah these are the things,
I wish I knew in high school.

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