Beastie Boys B-Boys Makin' with the Freak Freak Lyrics

Putting songs together ain't no puzzle like Yahtzee
Sending this out to K-Rob and Rammellzee
Let me introduce myself on this cut
I'm Ad Rock, I'm lit like a m_________
Well, I'm brewing up rhymes like I was using a still
Kicking an old school flow like Mike McGill
'Cause Yauch's on the upright, the s___ just ain't funny
Got fat bass lines like Russell Simmons steals money
I got clientele, you know I rock well
And then you're on my d___ because I'm DFL
Yeah, Mike 'cause playing the bass is my favorite s___
I might be a hack on the stand up but I'm working at it
I got my hair cut correct like Anthony Mason
Then I ride the I.R.T. right up to Penn Station
Penn Station up on 8th Ave.
Listen all y'all you get the ball bath
He's got the savoir faire because he's debonair
Mike D with the vinyl and the grooves so rare
And the rhymes that we're doing are doo doo

B-boys makin' with the freak freak
B-boys makin' with the freak freak

Been makin' with the freak freak, so unique
I've been learning from the elders now it's time to speak
Oh that s___ sounds nice
Mike D come on and get it on y'all
Talking s___ about a mile a minute
Put the wax on the table and let the DJ spin it
Well excuse me m_________ers, can I beg your pardon
I'm gonna see the Knicks at Gadison Square Garden
And like the Knicks I got game like I worked at Hasbro
On the mic I bug, like I was Prince Jazzbo
The rhymes are stupid to make you go cuckcoo
You can't sleep 'cause you're Cindy Lou Who
Down with the Hurra since the Raising Hell tour
Just listen to his cuts there's no reason to tell more
Cindy what? I didn't catch the last one
That s___ sounded kinda nice, but bust a fast one
Well I'm not known for my speed raps
So grab the microphone and cut out the claps
Ah yeah, I like that s___ is kind of rough
I'll grab the microphone and f___ it up

Well I might seem out there, a little deranged
I've got to cool off, catch me on the driving range
Well I'm the ladies' choice like I was J.J. Evans
Legalize the weed and I'll say thank heavens
I'm talking P.G.A. Pro Tour 2
I'm Doctor Beepers on the TV, in my golfing shoes
Pass me an iron and I'll bust a chip shot
Then you throw me off the green because I'm strictly hip-hop
I'll grab the tee, I'll tee off
I'll grab the golf clubs and I'm off, I'm Audi so check me
I've got the timbos on my toes when I'm not on the green
I've got the custom made boots with the spikey things
I'm working on my driving 'cause I'm going pro
I've got the funky fly golf gear from head to toe
Yeah, the b-boys makin' with the freak freak
Mario's calling Nonni's about the pesto pizza
And then he's on a mission and he's checking for peacha

B-boys makin' with the freak freak