He was sittin' at the bar sippin' on a regular c__e
We were drinkin' and smokin' and makin' him the b___ of our jokes
We all said "Man what happened to you? Why can't you just have a few?"
He said, "I would if I could but it's probably best that I don't"

Cause the more I drink the more I drink
Yeah I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine
I get loud I get proud and it gets worse
Well if I have one I'll have thirteen
Now there ain't no in between
Cause the more I drink
The more I drink

A couple of cold ones, and somebody hands me a shot.
Hell even buck-tooth and bow-legged women start lookin' hot
And pretty soon I'm b__min' cigarettes and sweet talkin' some big brunette
Yeah once I get on a roll ain't no tellin' where I'll stop

Cause the more I drink the more I drink
Yeah I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine
I get loud I get proud and it gets worse
Well if I have one I'll have thirteen
Now there ain't no in between
Cause the more I drink
The more I drink, The more I drink

Yep yep
Humm that's what I'm talking about

Man if I have one I'll have thirteen
And they can't get me off the kareoke machine
The more I drink
The more I drink
Yeah the more I drink
The more I drink
The more I drink

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