I am he as you are he as you are me,
And we are all together.
See how they run,
Like pigs from a gun.
See how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a corn flake,
Waiting for the van to come.
Corporation T-shirt,
Stupid b_____ Tuesday,
Man, you been a naughty boy,
You let your face grow long.

I am the eggman.
(Woo!) They are the eggmen.
(Woo!) I am the walrus.
Goo goo g'-joob!

Mister city p'liceman
Sitting pretty little p'licemen in a row.
See how they fly,
Like Lucy in the sky,
See how they run.
I'm crying.
I'm cry-ing, I'm crying.
I'm cry-ing.

Yellow matter custard,
Dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife,
p___ographic priestess,
Boy you been a naughty girl,
You let your knickers down.

I am the eggman.
(Woo!) They are the eggmen.
(Woo!) I am the walrus.
Goo goo g'-joob!

Sitting in an English garden
Waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.

I am the eggman. («Now, good sir"),

They are the eggmen

[what are you?]»
«[A most poor man] made tame by fortune's [blows].»

They are the eggmen.
I am the walrus.
Goo goo g'-joob!
Goo goo goo g'-joob!

Expert textpert, choking smokers,
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
Ho ho ho hee hee hee ha ha ha!
See how they smile
Like pigs in a sty.
See how they snide.
I'm crying.

Semolina pilchard
Climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna,
Man you should have seen them
Kicking Edgar Allan Poe.

I am the eggman.
(Woo!) They are the eggmen.
(Woo!) I am the walrus.
(Woo!) Goo goo g'-joob!
Goo goo g'-joob!
Goo goo doo g'-joob!
(Woo!) Goo goo g'-joob!
Goo goo doo g'-joob a-goo!

Jooba jooba jooba
Jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba
Jooba jooba (Oompa oompah stick it up your jumper) Jooba jooba
(Oompa oompah stick it up your jumper)
(Oompa oompah stick it up your jumper)
Everybody's got one, everybody's got one
(Oompa oompah stick it up your jumper)

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