Eric Cartman Kyle's Mom's A Bitch Lyrics

Well, Kyle's mom is a b____, she's a big fat b____,
She's the biggest b____ in the whole wide world
She's a Stupid b____ if there ever was a b____,
She's a b____ to all the boys and girls!

[Cartman]
On Monday she's a b____, on Tuesday she's a b____
On Wednesday through Saturday she's a b____
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a Super King kamahamaha b_____!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest b____ in the whole wide world!
She's a mean old b____ and she has stupid hair!
She's a b____, b____, b____, b____, b____, b____,
b____, b____, b____, b____, b____, b____, b____:
She's a stupid b____!
Kyle's mom's a b____, and she such a dirty b____

talk to kids around the world
it might go a little somethin like this
(different languages)

[Cartman]
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom,
She's the biggest b____ in the whole wide world
She's a mean old b____ and she has stupid hair
She's a b____, b____, b____, b____, b____, b____,
b____, b____, b____, b____, b____, b____, b____,
She's a stupid b____!
Kyle's mom's a b____, and she sucks a dirty b____
I really mean it
Kyle's Mom! She's a big fat, f___ing b____
Big old fat f___in' b____, Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm......
Yeahhhhh...
Chaaaaaaaah