Performed by The Be-Sharps (Homer Simpson, Barney Gumbel, Seymour Skinner, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon)

Skinner: I can't remember the last time
we were all together.
Apu: Last year, on that stupid Dame Edna special.

Barney: And a one, and a two, and a three...
Skinner: Bom Bom Bom

Baby On Board, How I've adored
That sign on my car's window pane
A bounce in my step, loaded with pep
'Cause I'm driving in the carpool lane.

Call me a square, friend I don't care
that little yellow sign can't be ignored
I'm tellin' you it's mighty nice
Each trip's a trip to paradise
With my baby on board

Homer: I would like to thank you
on behalf of the group... and I hope
we passed the auditions
[Crowd laughs]
Barney: ha ha... I don't get it!

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