[Intro]
YEAHHHHH~! Wassup y'all, ha ha ha
This your boy D'Mite
You see I usually do songs with like
hooks and concepts and s___ right?
BUT f___ THAT MAN, I'm tryin to go platinum
So I'm 'bout to go rock this s___
Check this out y'all, uhh

[D'Mite - in the style of Lil Jon]
Read a book! Read a book! Read a muh'f___in book!
Read a book! Read a book! Read a muh'f___in book!
Read a book! Read a book! Read a muh'f___in book!
Read a book! Read a book! Read a muh'f___in book!

R-E-A-D, A, B-O-OAHH-KAYYYYYYYY~!
R-E-A-D, A, B-O-OAHH-KAYYYYYYYY~!
R-E-A-D, A, B-O-OAHH-KAYYYYYYYY~!
R-E-A-D, A, B-O-OAHH-KAYYYYYYYY~!

Not a sports page (what) not a magazine (who)
But a book n____, a f___in book n____ (YEAHHH~!)
Not a sports page (what) not a magazine (who)
But a book n____, a f___in book n____ (YEAHHH~!)
Not a sports page, not a magazine
But a book n____, check this out

Raise yo' kids, raise yo' kids, raise yo' God d___ kids
Raise yo' kids, raise yo' kids, raise yo' God d___ kids
Raise yo' kids, raise yo' kids, raise yo' God d___ kids
Raise yo' kids, raise yo' kids, raise yo' God d___ kids

Your body needs water - so DRINK THAT s___
Your body needs water - so DRINK THAT s___
Your body needs water - so DRINK THAT s___
Your body needs water - so DRINK THAT s___

Buy some land, buy some land (what) f___ SPINNIN RIMS
Buy some land, buy some land (what) f___ SPINNIN RIMS
Buy some land, buy some land (what) f___ SPINNIN RIMS
Buy some land, buy some land (what) f___ SPINNIN RIMS

Brush yo' teeth, brush yo' teeth, brush yo' God d___ teeth
Brush yo' teeth, brush yo' teeth, brush yo' God d___ teeth
Brush yo' teeth, brush yo' teeth, brush yo' God d___ teeth
Brush yo' teeth, brush yo' teeth, brush yo' God d___ teeth

Wear deodorant n____, wear deodorant n____
Wear deodorant n____, wear deodorant n____
Wear deodorant n____, wear deodorant n____
Wear deodorant n____, wear deodorant n____ (WHAT~!~!~!!)

It's called Speed Stick (b____) it's not expensive (b____)
It's called Speed Stick (b____) it's not expensive (b____)
It's called Speed Stick (b____) it's not expensive (b____)
It's called Speed Stick (b____) it's not expensive (b____)

Read a book! Read a book! Read a muh'f___in book!
Read a book! Read a book! Read a muh'f___in book!
Read a {*EXPLOSION*}

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