These are famous Christmas Carols I know it aint Christmas but i'm goin to do these Christmas carols these is good american patriotic christmas carols and god bless america and thanks for comin so:

Get a job you b__ b__ b__
Money dont grow on trees you b__ b__ b__.

Silent farts
Deadly farts
All was calm
Not fer long

Oh come on illegal foreigners
Come and get dem green cards
And learn some d___ english
And den how to drive

I wish my mother-in-law get hit by a car
I wish my mother-in-law get hit by a car
I wish my mother-in-law get hit by a car
So I dont have to hear her
b____

Blue b____
Blue b____
Its dollar night at the t__ty club
See them dance, on my pants
Soon it will be bathroom time

You better watch out, I think shes a guy
I aint quite sure but somethin aint right
Janet Reno's comin to town

Donny the r_____ had an eight pound water head
He was five-foot three
And he said to me
My name's Donny

The first queer Santa Claus
Wore red-leather chaps
And a pair of white shorty-shorts that had a hole in the back

I p___ed my pants
The toilet was just too far
I drunk too much d___ beer
I tried to hold it in
But my bladder just gave in
And i p___ed right through my drawers
Right through my Wrangler drawers
I p___ed, I p___ed my Wrangler drawers

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