NOFX New Boobs Lyrics

Something is lacking, I'm not attracting
My b___s are not as big as I want them to be
I want 36D

I'm not receiving enough affection
Gonna get me a silicon injection
And fulfill my dreams, bust through my seams

My social life is pathetic, I can't find a man
What I need is cosmetic surgery
Be the best I can be

Proteins, and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption
Who needs to diet when liposuction
Is painless and quick, local anesthetic

I know what I want

Now my body is a model, a flawless perfection
I most certainly will cause an erection
Wherever I go, but I still don't know
The reason why I can't find a mate
Guys I meet e________
Then leave through the door,

I can't take anymore

New b___s- jugs
New b___s- jugs
New b___s- jugs
New b___s- jugs

(My Darling, I love you
And you know my love is true
But, sweetheart, something's come between us
And those new b___s just aren't you)

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