Lewis Black Environmental Terrorism or Global Warming? Lyrics

After September 11 things really got weird
Cause we did not have a fall, we had a spring
we did not have a fall there wasn't a fall anywhere
And your quite scares me a little, as if your f___in',
Your like the rest of the country nobody noticed it
it was f___in' warmer, it was the warmest fall ever
and that.. theres no such thing as a warm fall its a spring, so thats bullshit the leaves didn't even change colour, they just got so hot and tired they fell off the trees. and i was the only one who cared to even write about it I was goin 'This is f___ed. Its 75 at the end of November, by the middle of December its goin be 130. people come home from work the sun a foot from their g______ heads sweatin' like pigs going to get something from the refrigarator to get something to drink, and the eggs are DONE.' Nobody worried about the weather, people were worried cause it was after september 11, people were worried about anthrax. 4 people died,4,FOUR! And the whole g______ country went sonava b____, everybody went nuts. I've never seen any.. I was in Rala, Missouri, because my life is a rich full f___ing waster, cause apparently if you say come perform i'm like a dancin' monkey. And a, So i went to Rala, and if you're ever thinkin of killin yourself that's the town. Don't kill yourself here its a nice place there's a lot of distractions you won't even get around to it but if you were really contimplating it there's the place there'll be no distractions you'll just get there and go 'f___. phew!' It'll be no problem for you. But the good people of Rala, Missouri were worried about getting anthrax and i said "What the f___.. what you nuts, you gonna get it in a K-mart catalog a__ hole even the Taliban isn't iterested in you, you idiot look where you live you're already dead. But they were worried about anthrax, people worried bout smallpox. I don't worry bout smallpox i got a vacine i got a scar to prove it, cause back then they didn't have the proper equipment they used a c__e cap and they scratched me. so if i get smallpox i'm gonna sue whoever it is that you f___in' sue when you get smallpox. but i am cause they took me out of class to get that vacine and if i wouldn't been in that class i wouldn't be doin this bullshit. that's where things went wrong i got offtrack. People were worried about smallpox and anthrax meenwhile we hadn't had a spring, a ligitamte spring in 50 f___in' years. and now it was fall b-b-but it was spring and i kept screeming at people look at the calander we're going backwards, we're going f___ing backwards! I was afraid it might be environmental terrorism, some afgani in one of those mountains back there in a cave with aluminum foil on his head, got ahold of a bunch of black and white TV's and he was f___in with us. If it's not environmental terrorism then its a... it coulda been a... well its obviously global warming. that's what it is and we're not gonna deal with that either. 135 nations signed the global warming treaty, we didn't, we didn't we wonder why the world thinks we're arogant haha
135 nations signed the treaty we go hey go f___ yourself's we dont give... go suck on our s___,suck on our s___. you sign the treaty a__ hole you sign the f___in treaty and then we do whatever we want but pretend pretend you're interested. 135 nations, nations that couldn't even read the treaty signed the treaty, had to explain it tol them bur bur, sweatty sweatty, signy signy. we didn't sign it because George W. Bush JR. our president dosen't beleive there's global warming cause i guess he doesn't have any SKIN! Here's a man who was an idiot till september 11 and nows he a genius and in between he reminded us he's an idiot just recently when he choked on a pretzel, you gotta be an idiot to choke on pretzel, no one has ever choked on a pretzel