Various Artists Mountain Town Lyrics

There's a bunch of birds in the sky
And some deers just went running by
Ohhh, the snows pure and white
on the earth rich and brown
Just another sunday morning in my quiet mountain town

The sun is shining and the grass is green
Under the 3 feet of the snow I mean
This is a day when its hard to wear a frown
All the happy people stop to say hello

Get out of my way!

Even though the temperature's low
Its a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town

Well good morning, Stan.
Mom, can I have eight dollars to see a movie?
A movie? But I thought you were going ice skating.
But this is going to be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film from Canada.
All right, all right, here you go, but be back for supper.
Thanks Mom!

Oh what a picture perfect child
Just like Jesus, he's tender and mild
He'd a wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown
What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure
And a mind so open and pure
Thank God we live in this quiet redneck mountain town

Hi, is your son home?
I think so... Hey!
Ow.
Kenny, wake up! Kenny, dammit come on!
I'm coming!
Kenny the Terrance and Phillip movie is out, you wanna come?
Yeah, dude, hell yes I wanna come!
Where the hell do you think you're going?
I'm going to see Terrance and Phillip
You can't, you have to go to church!
But Mom, I wanna see this movie!
Well fine go ahead and miss church and then when you die and go to Hell you can answer to Satan!
...okay!

You can see your breath hanging in the air
you see homeless people but you just don't care
It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown

And this movie's gonna make our lives complete
'cause Terrance and Phillip are sweet!

[dialogue]
Kyle Broflovski: OK, Ike lets try this one more time.
Ike Broflovski: Doo-ferm-uh-ner?
Kyle: Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
Ike: Don't kick the baby.
Kyle: Kick the baby.
Stan: Kyle, we're going to the Terrance & Phillip movie!
Kyle: Oh my God, dude!
Sheila Broflovski: Kyle, what's going on?
Kyle: Nothing. We're going skating now.
Sheila: Oh. Well, take your little brother out with you.
Kyle: Aww, ma, he's not even my real brother, he's adopted!
Sheila: Do as I say, Kyle!
Kyle: Okay, okay, I'm sorry.

[Sheila Broflovski]
Look at those frail and fragile boys,
It really gets me down!
The world is such a rotten place,
And city life's a complete disgrace!

[dialogue]
*doorbell*
Eric Cartman: Mooommm, somebody's at the dooooor!
...Mom, somebody's at the door, I said!!
Lianne Cartman: Coming, hon.
Cartman: Ah, I can't see the TV!
News Reporter: It's been six weeks since Saddam Hussein was killed by a pack of wild boars, and the world is still glad to be rid of him.
Lianne: Oh Look Eric, it's your little friends!
Ike: Fireman!
Cartman: What are you guys doing here?
[in the movie, the boys show the movie ad for Terrance and Phillip: The Movie]
Cartman: OH SWEET DUDE, YES! YES!!!

[Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, and Eric Cartman]
Off to the movies we shall go,
Where we learn everything that we know.
Because the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to saaay!!!
And this movie's gonna make our lives complete,
'cause Terrance & Phillip are sweeeeet!

[Eric Cartman]
Super sweet!

[Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, and Eric Cartman]
Thank God we live in a quiet, little, red-neck, podunk, white-trash,

[Kenny McCormick]
Kick-A!

[Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, and Eric Cartman]
U! S! AAAAAAA!!!

[dialogue]
Stan: Can I have 5 tickets to "Terrance & Phillip: a__es of Fire" please?
Movie ticket dude: ...NO!