(Elwood)
You know, it's such a shame that it's so
hard to find good, honest legal help
these days.

See, the problem with my brother and me is
we're recidivists--habitual criminal
offenders. No attorney wants to go near us.
I gotta find him a lawyer, and I don't know
what I'm gonna do...

(Elwood sings the Perry Mason theme . . .)

The D. A. was Burger
The cop was Tragg
Della was the secretary
Drake sat on the desk with Perry

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