Front step cha cha cha
Back step cha cha cha
Side step front step back and turn

Oh my god penny theres Link Link
I can't believe im really here auditioning
I cant believe i'm really here watching you audition

Front step cha cha cha
Back step cha cha cha
Side step front step back and erh.. Amber look at this motly crew oh this towns sure gone down hill since i was crowned miss... on mother not more anient history

Oh my good how times have changed
These girls must be blind
or completly derranged
but times seem to halt
When i was Miss Baltimore Crabs

Amber that move is far to dirty
Mother wake up from that dream of yours this isnt 1930

You can laugh but lifes a test
don't do this don't do that
Remember mother knows best
But the crown's in vault from when i won Miss Baltimore Crabs

These steps are perfect ammunition
Let me show you how your mummy dere took out the competion

Girls go get them, boys lets rumba
1,2,3,4,5,6,7

Those poor runner-ups
Might still hold some grudges
They padded their 'cups'
But i screwed the judges
Those broads thought they'd win
If a plate they would spin in their dance
Not a chance!

Boys put me down !
Oh good morning ladies lets see what you got

Twist Twist Twist Twist Mashed potatoe Mumbo
Ready Begin

On my show you'll never find
A thrusting hip or b__p nd grind
Whats that a dance for fleas and tiks
ohh you should of seen my bag of tricks

ohh i hit the stage
Batons ablaze
While belting high 'c's
And preparing souffles!
But that triple somersault
Was how i clinched "Miss Baltimore Crabs"!

Proceed...
Are you scared we're on live?
No, I'm sure i can cope!
Well, this show isn't broadcast
in......Cinemascope!
I never drank one chocolate malt
no desserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs

This one will never get a date
In those hand me down clothes
Ha.. Kid she'll never get a date daddy buys her a new nose
I would say oy gevalt
If i wasn't Miss Baltimore Crabs

Do you dance like you dress
Amber theres no need to be cruel
Would you swim in an intergrated pool

I sure would. I'm all for
integration, it's The New
Frontier!

Not in Baltimore it isn't! And may i be frank?

First impressions can be tough
And when i saw you, i knew it
If your size weren't enough
Your last answer just blew it!

And so, my dear, so short and stout
You'll never be in
So we're kicking you out

With your form and your fait
oh well it isn't your fault
your just down with a case of Miss
BALTIMORE CRABS

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