South Park Kyle's Mom's a Big Fat Bitch Lyrics

Kid rock (in background):
Lemme tell ya 'bout kyle's momma
Straight out of tailor, joe c.
Joe c.:
Kyle's momma's a big fat b____, she's the biggist b____ i know
And she stinks like s___!
Remember back when, the day when she was skinny,
Now she's f___ed cause she still thinks she's pritty
I just laugh, and walk on past saying:
"s___, god d___ thats a big fat a__";
Should f___ that s___, she's a big fat trip,
But i still let her suck this ten foot d___!
Joe c., i'm a crazy hick, down with kid rock, and the south park click

I don't know much, but i know this s___:
Kyle's momma's a big fat b____!

Kid rock:
Kyle's momma's a big fat b____
Kyle's momma's a big fat b____
Kyle's momma's a big fat b____
Kyle's momma's a big fat b____

Joe c.:
She's a three toed snake a__ cross-eyed b____!

Kid rock:
Kid rock... check it, un hu, un hu...
My homme named kyle lives up the block,
Got a big fat mom that sucks my c___!
Non stop, she's a sight to see,
A real slappy b____ that dusts right by me.
She might be the best suck in the mountians,
Ten times a week, but s___, who's counting?
I'm astounded by the thing's she does,
She's the suckinist, f___inist creep there ever was!

She aint a s___ she's a supper groupie,
Pass that b____ around like a dubbie!

I don't know much, but i know this:
Kyle's mom is a big fat b____!

Kyle's momma's a big fat b____
Kyle's momma's a big fat b____
Kyle's momma's a big fat b____
Kyle's momma's a big fat b____

Joe c.:
She's a three toed snake a__ cross-eyed b____!

Kid rock (in background):
Oh, s___....
Tell 'em joe

Joe c.:
Im joe c., the "c"; stands for cool,
I might be a f___, but i aint no fool!
I just rolled from south park to boulder,
Cause kyles mom trippin' on that soil boulder!
Then i sold her, cause i'm like that freak a__ pimp,
But you know that, i just pack all tracks like a puffy,
Colorodo b____es aint s___ but yuppies.

Wut up, i'm the j-o-e to the mother f___ing c
It's the place to be,

I don't know much but i know this,
Kyle's mom is a big fat b____!

Kid rock:
Kyle's momma's a big fat b____
Kyle's momma's a big fat b____
Kyle's momma's a big fat b____
Kyle's momma's a big fat b____

Joe c.:
She's a three toed snake a__ cross-eyed b____!

Kid rock (in background):
You, that's right, joe c., kid rock,
The twisted brown mother f___ing trucker,
This goes out to all the fat b____es...
Hehehe!
Yo, yo, let's make some wine.