I don't give a s___ where you are from
the valley some desert or kingdom come
you read it in some surf magazine
so you all wind up in hb

First things first where do I start
a sweet v-dub bus might be smart
you read it in some surf f__azine
so you all end up in hb

surfs up a__hole (x3)
men in tight suits
surfs up a__hole (x3)
sure look cute

The wax, the chicks
I've seen blue crush
gonna f___ that little b____ in the back of my bus

It's nice to have someone think for me
that's why I now live in hb

A tattoo a goatee a wallet chain
every single a__hole looks the same
a robot producing factory
and it all points down to hb

surfs up a__hole (x3)
every single b____
surfs up a__hole (x3)
big big t__s

What a drag there in the break
it smells familiar and it's smeared on my face
what do I do
I had to think
is that the f___ing s___ that I took last week

I swam ashore
I could not breath
f___ I stepped on a needle and got hiv
while the lifeguard tanned
and shaved his legs the brown breaks of huntington beach

surfs up a__hole (x3)
hey whats up bro (spoken in true to life surfbonics)
surfs up a__hole (x3)

The seas are polluted with medical waste
and on the 4th of july I got sprayed with mace

But I got a bro deal on a stick you see
that's the way it goes in hb
that's the way it goes a__hole

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